How To Ruin A Marriage: Sven Style

It’s a little past Valentine’s Day but it’s still relevant.

It’s not a secret that Sven has had many ladies behind him. Apparently, no one can resist his Swedish charm. This was the case for Nancy Dell’Olio.

This comes from a read in the Daily Mail.

But basically here’s a 10 Step system that worked for Sven.

1.) Make eye contact with your target and stare in an intense manner

2.)Always be a gentleman or a lady towards the object of your affection

3.)Go out with the prospective person, but keep away from public places

4.)Invite the person to see you in action at your job

5.)Go to a place with scary monsters…bugs will do the trick too

6.)Give up your precious tennis time(or golf)

7.)Fly to various locations around the world without getting caught

8.)Ask for the person to leave their significant other

9.)When they relent, issue it as an ultimatum

10.)Propose

*This is meant to be a joke, and is in no way meant as disrespect to anyone